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My chequer tolled me
sew.
Eye halve a spelling chequer.
It came
with my pea sea.
It plainly marques four my
revue,
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word,
And weight four it two say,
Weather eye am
wrong oar write,
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid,
It nose bee
fore two long,
And eye can put the error
rite,
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it,
I am shore your pleased two no,
Its letter
perfect awl the weigh,
My chequer tolled me
sew.
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A Technical Manual by Dr. Seuss
If a packet hits a
pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted as a very last
resort,
and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the
socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a
menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in
the trash,
and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your
situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the
cable on the table at your house,
says the network is connected to the button
on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
that's
repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all
distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as
wavy as a souse,
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cause as
sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your
floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
and the microcode instructions cause
unnecessary risk,
then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM
your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom.
